I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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