I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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