She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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