i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
