ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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