maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
