I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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