I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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