I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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