Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
