People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Terrible idea I love it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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