Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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