she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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