Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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