He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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