Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The air was thick with penises
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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