2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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