I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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