Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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