who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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