He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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