doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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