This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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