just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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