all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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