quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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