just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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