yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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