is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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