Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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