You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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