It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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