You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
tell me about the fingering
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