:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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