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I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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