dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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