Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
