I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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