Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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