hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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