Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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