I am puke
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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