She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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