Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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