There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So squirting runs in the family.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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