If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
