Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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