He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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