I'm going to jail i love you
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
