I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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